Packer

A packer is a phallic object worn in the underwear to give the appearance of having a penis. Packers are most often used by transmen/FTMs. They are also sometimes used by cis men to give a more impressive bulge.

Unfortunately my packer is kind of heavy for everyday wear.

by yysi<3 June 15, 2021

packers

The most storied franchise in the history of the NFL, as well as the most hated. Not hated because they are a bunch of bad guys, rather, hated because of their ugly uniforms and STUPID FANS!

Man, if it weren't for their fan base, I might like the Packers. But seeing as how their fans wear those stupid cheeseheads, and only ever sing YMCA or that damn "go pack go" song... I can't bring myself to it! Actually, those fans make me HATE the Packers! Go VIKINGS!!!

by Francisco Cafe August 23, 2005

packer

one who ingests a baloon or condemn filled with cocaine or heroin in attempt to smuggle it past airport security, K9's etc.

the death at the airport was because a packer's cargo ruptured causing him to overdose.

by AdamAdamAdam January 18, 2008

packers

<<They play in a small town that shouldn't even be on the map (has anyone heard of Appleton, WI? It's larger than Green Bay).>> I am quoting Crazyswordsman... Try again buddy - the population of Appleton is 70,000...Green Bay's is 102,000. Check your math.

Ever hear of Ashwaubenon, WI? That's where Lambeau Field is (a suburb of GB). So I guess you were close...Appleton is bigger than Ashwaubenon.

Green Bay Packers, Inc., has been a publicly-owned, non-profit corporation since Aug. 18, 1923.
The Green Bay Packers organization is committed to working to improve the lives of people in all walks of life in Wisconsin and Upper Michigan.

by Green Bay area resident March 24, 2005

packer

another word for penis when and if used make sure you say it clear enough to not sound like pecker

i got hit in the packer and now my packer hurts

by POC444 May 15, 2011

Piggy packer

A piggy packer is one who has sex with the obese or unattractive.

Otto had no standards for appearance or manners and was called the piggy packer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016

Speed Packer

A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.

"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"

by thethizzkid December 13, 2020