Pum

Somebody who is not behaving as you would like, or somebody who is acting stupidly (pronounced, poum)

Come here and stop being a pum
your a pum pum head

by ghostie0101 October 21, 2010

pumming

the act of mixing urine and semin together. Drinking by sluts, hoes, and prostitutes.

John was pumming so his 80 year old whore wud be happy.

by The Shiznit Of The Hizzy October 27, 2003

Pum Pum

a cute name for grandpa, as spoken by a young child. really. it sounds cute when a little kid says it. may be derived not just from the inability to clearly pronounce the word 'grandpa' but also due to some cosmic consciousness reference to drums (pa rump a pum pum) which relates the coolness of grandpas to drumming.

"Hey Pum Pum! Help me get my toys!"

by RickyDeePA April 3, 2021

Pum

Pum is urine with the consistency of semen. A combination of both piss and cum.

Oh my god John! I don’t know if I’m going to piss or cum! I might PUM!

by Dookie Child April 11, 2021

Pum

When you shit and cum at the same time

“ I think I’m gonna pum”

by Tony bologna420 September 20, 2020

pum

Combined word including poop and cum to make pum.

Beatrice has given an absurd amount of blumpkins in the past, she must really love pum.

by TheBeatrice September 26, 2012

pum

a pumplex inspired by benjamin farr, the original pumplex, originally from stoke on trent. basically means pussy ole, geeky, however you want to use the term you can make it work.

"ahh mate i can't come out I'm too busy having a wank on sykpe"- PUMPLEX.

by kathy mac fadden November 9, 2010