pubes

wirey corse hair with the same texture as a scorra

heee look at that bird shes got a mostache hanging out her knickers she could put a quiff in that

by marie August 4, 2003

Pubes

Horrible, horrible hair that falls out every six months according to a biological clock.

Fuck, dude, you have pubes in your teeth! You are truly a disgusting individual!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

pubes

crusty hair

for example crusty pubes are on my salad fuck!

by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020

Pubes

Hair that grows near the private parts.

Men often feel proud of pubes and tend to let them grow out.

Where women do (or should) shave theirs at least once a week

Damn my pubes itch.


Fuck that bitch, her bush turned me off.

by SHAVE THAT BUSH SLUT January 21, 2005

Pubes

Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.

Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.

"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"

"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"

"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"

"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need hide them in your anus.

by D.J. D-rel April 1, 2011

pubes

according to sara silverman they are something gay couples braid

"will you braid my pubes forever?"
"of course i will!"

by shtoink September 22, 2007

pubes

pubic hair. man or womans. women should really shave it off, but some men actually perfer it. seen in south park where cartman buys that red heads pubes for 16 dollers and some-odd cents. the pubes were surprisingly not red.

just watch south park please

by ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? December 28, 2003