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hockey privilege

when girls become attracted to hockey players only because they play hockey.
*ryan is ugly, and new to the school*
ava: omg ryan is sooooo hot. he plays hockey
*ryan and ava snap each other despite the fact they haven’t even met in person yet, only because he plays hockey*
this would be an example of hockey privilege
by stay single 4 life November 19, 2020
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Right Privilege

The system in which everything in the world is designed for right handed people to use, while being difficult for the rest of us.
All these scissors are meant for right handed people. And I can't find a desk to write on in my classroom. This is right privilege.
by awmm July 5, 2017
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Woke Privilege

A form of privilege that is extended to those who hold the "correct" views about all things societal, economic, scientific and political.

These correct views are determined by the major institutions. When governments, major corporations, mass media and entertainment, universities etc. all support your viewpoint (regardless as to whether it is rooted in reality or not) you have woke privilege. These viewpoints are typically perpetuated by intersectional Frankensteins and usually result in the creation of many Wokenstein's Monsters.

Conversely, if you hold views that are different to the woke gospel (regardless as to whether they are rooted in reality or not) then you will be cancelled for merely having a different viewpoint and are not considered to have woke privilege (however, you will likely be accused of having every other kind of privilege in an attempt to discredit you). This is because those with Woke privilege are typically woke Fordians.
Joe: " Hey man, did you know that *insert woke opinion here* is so great?"
Mama: "Jesus Joe, who has been filling your head with this nonsense?"
Joe: *screeches and points* "this one's not one of us!"
Mama: "well, it looks like my viewpoint is cancelled because I don't have woke privilege"
by Souper Rare July 14, 2022
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White Privilege

A term created by liberals to distract black Americans from the failed policies of the Democrat Party that have destroyed their communities for decades.
A white person has a better chance of being successful than minorities because of white privilege.
by Iron Clad Truth September 20, 2022
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Pretty Privilege

#Dream : You’re George, You Have Pretty Privilege
by gnfaerie April 6, 2021
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Executive Privilege

Sweeping term for justifying activities like that of a dictatorial regime. Invoking Executive Privilege allows a once-elected leader to avoid any accountability for wrongdoing, and force appointed officials to break the law as well.
Congress: You’ve been subpoenaed to testify, regarding evidence of you feeding Vladimir Putin national intelligence materials.

Executive Branch: Nah, fuck that bruh, I invoke executive privilege. Let me golf in peace.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 September 21, 2019
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Pretty privilege

"Wow, Georgenotfound has so much pretty privilege so does quackity"
by Lovelisign May 9, 2021
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