The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.
Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation”
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation”
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”
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2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."
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But what was the point?
Dunno; it was definitely a powerpuff presentation.
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Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!"
Child: "Suck my balls!!"
Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."
Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)
Child: "Suck my balls!!"
Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."
Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)
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