posay

When someone wants to say the female genitals but in a more family friendly way.

I’m bleeding out of my posay!

by barbara_noz September 29, 2022

Postmates Gypsy

Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."

"That Postmates Gypsy just screwed my restaurant out of a $40.00 profit!"

by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021

postmodernism

Postmodernism is a cargo cult. It seeks to duplicate the form of rational inquiry, while lacking the substance. It's children dressing up in parents' clothes, and complaining about things they don't understand, like taxes and sciatica, for no better reason than that is what they see adults doing with their time. Monkey see, monkey do.

Postmodernists believe that if they make their terminology sufficiently obscurantist, sesquipedalian, and circumloquatious, nobody will notice the lack of substance. To a large extent, they are correct in that belief.

Some postmodern philosophers (like Baudrillard) are beyond help, while others (like Foucault) are largely salvageable. This must be judged on a case-by-case basis, but not without boots to wade through the exceedingly thick bullshit that permeates the entire idea-space.

When you start getting to ideas such as "science is sexist because it probes the natural world (which is the sacred feminine) against its will, thus committing rape" it's time to throw the document in the fire. It's important to leave a lot of room around the fire, though, as you've probably underestimated how much pomo literature is totally worthless.

Jack: I just learned about postmodernism in college, and now I totally believe in it, and self-identify as such.

Jill: You and every other gullible sophomore looking for an intellectual family where you can't possibly be wrong, you fucking latte-sipping coward.

by R0rd_Er337 February 28, 2009

Posham

Used to describe something extremely awesome. Or something good in general. Sometimes spelled with more then one "m". Also can indicate time travle if said with a scream of Chinese anger.

Friend 1: "Dude I made $500 last night"
Friend 2: "Posham!"

"Posham! Just got 10th presteige"

*Time vortex* POSHAMMMM!!! -Scream of chinese anger

by steammassimo March 14, 2010

pusami

A mix of the word putang and tsunami....in short amazing pussy.

I had me some pusami last night...my balls are still tingling.

by Happiness Hunter July 11, 2009

Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.

Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011

Post-date postmate

When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.

Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate

by Polo boy September 10, 2019