A person who sniffs bicycle seats for a living.
In order to spot a poonjaber in the wild you must look for the signs and routines that they so often taken up. First, they will look around in order to make sure nobody is watching. They then will grasp hold of the nearest bicycle and lean in close to its bewildering narrow seat. The poonjaber will next proceed to take a deep whiff of the scent of the bike seat. Some poonjabers have even been reported to take notes after this peculiar process.
The true reasoning behind why poonjabers do what they do is unknown; perhaps for pleasure, perhaps for attention or perhaps for research for their underground secret society run by government in order to find the best bicycle to ride into space with and conquer the universe.
In order to spot a poonjaber in the wild you must look for the signs and routines that they so often taken up. First, they will look around in order to make sure nobody is watching. They then will grasp hold of the nearest bicycle and lean in close to its bewildering narrow seat. The poonjaber will next proceed to take a deep whiff of the scent of the bike seat. Some poonjabers have even been reported to take notes after this peculiar process.
The true reasoning behind why poonjabers do what they do is unknown; perhaps for pleasure, perhaps for attention or perhaps for research for their underground secret society run by government in order to find the best bicycle to ride into space with and conquer the universe.
Person A: Hey look at the poonjaber over there.
Person B: What's he doing?
Person A: Can't you see? He's sniffing that kids bicycle seat.
Person B: What's he doing?
Person A: Can't you see? He's sniffing that kids bicycle seat.
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Get the Poonjab mug.1. Someone that Affiliates in violence, gangs, and smokes way too much budda.
2. Supposedly breaks into peoples houses having one person go through the chimmny and that person letting in the poonjabi to steal goods such as: Dvd's, CD's, Video games, Appliances', and even lawn mowers.
3. Common names: Gurp or Hardeep: Deep Deep, Deepers/Creepers, ha B and even Habs. (like calvin and hoobs)
4. Loves the reefer and listens to Bone Thugz N Harmony and Lil Wayne way too much.
5. Thinks of them self as Hova otherwise known as Jay-Z. Most likely has a Shrine of Hov in his basement.
6. Sometimes Bi-curious. Doesn't really know what hes actually into. Likes to touch men without hesitation.
7. Linda hates on them. As well as many minorites.
2. Supposedly breaks into peoples houses having one person go through the chimmny and that person letting in the poonjabi to steal goods such as: Dvd's, CD's, Video games, Appliances', and even lawn mowers.
3. Common names: Gurp or Hardeep: Deep Deep, Deepers/Creepers, ha B and even Habs. (like calvin and hoobs)
4. Loves the reefer and listens to Bone Thugz N Harmony and Lil Wayne way too much.
5. Thinks of them self as Hova otherwise known as Jay-Z. Most likely has a Shrine of Hov in his basement.
6. Sometimes Bi-curious. Doesn't really know what hes actually into. Likes to touch men without hesitation.
7. Linda hates on them. As well as many minorites.
1.Blowwn: You Know a niggas heart is fragile.
Cheif: Fragile? Is that French or something?
Blowwn: Nope.
Blowwn: Pooonjabi.
2.Blowwn: I love masturbating.
Cheif: Why cuz you can't get a girl?
Blowwn: No cuz im pooonjaabbi!
3.Blowwn: Even have poonjabbi herb?
Blowwn: I heard its the best.
Cheif: Fragile? Is that French or something?
Blowwn: Nope.
Blowwn: Pooonjabi.
2.Blowwn: I love masturbating.
Cheif: Why cuz you can't get a girl?
Blowwn: No cuz im pooonjaabbi!
3.Blowwn: Even have poonjabbi herb?
Blowwn: I heard its the best.
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