A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.
by Crussty3D December 20, 2021
Get the Pooch Table mug.The Pooch Suit aka "Sun Dress", is a new fashion weapon heavy set woman use to conceal their sometimes deceiving stomach pooches. Over weight middle aged college girls have really began to use this weapon to their advantage during the late night party scene. When woman wear the pooch suit refer to them as "inpregneto" for they are able to hide an object the size of a baby.
Me: " Dude, I woke up next to big Bertha this morning"
Friend: "Why did you go home with her? She is huge!"
Me: "I had no Idea she was big that Pooch Suit she had on made her look like a damn twig".
Friend: "Why did you go home with her? She is huge!"
Me: "I had no Idea she was big that Pooch Suit she had on made her look like a damn twig".
by Big C Daddy1 June 21, 2009
Get the Pooch Suit mug.Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.
by imactuallylonely October 10, 2016
Get the poochies mug.When you are ramming your rock hard rod into a nice lady’s chocolate silly slide, and you pull out for a momentary reprieve, you glance down and see that a small chunk of colon batter has lodged itself onto the tip of your purple headed one eyed monster... this becomes a three part process going forward. 1 remain calm you are not the first person this has happened to. 2 reach down and pick up her bra that she has discarded at the beginning of this vile deed and wipe off the anal paste using said bra. 3 proceed to kinkyly whip her whore ass with the now shit smeared bra while yelling at the top of your lungs “POOCHAW”!!!
by OL JACK BURTON December 19, 2018
Get the poochaw! mug.1) A blanket term used to describe a musician or group that will cover songs from bands only popular for 6 months in the 90's.
2) A person who is doing something in the most illogical way possible.
2) A person who is doing something in the most illogical way possible.
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Dude 1 : My buddy Ryan is in this blink182 cover band...
Dude 2: That is so poochugga!
Dude 1: I know right?!
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Ryan, you are such a poochugga
Dude 1 : My buddy Ryan is in this blink182 cover band...
Dude 2: That is so poochugga!
Dude 1: I know right?!
2)
Ryan, you are such a poochugga
by Kylosis July 8, 2010
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