Pooganis

A turd so powerful and big that you are sure it is going to make a huge splash, but instead it enters the water smoothly and makes almost no splash, just like an Olympics diver.

I just left a great pooganis in the toilet.

by Stephen M. Jenkins March 26, 2011

schlond poofa

A term from Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse, describing a car part that attaches to the back of a car, releasing the smoke that the car produces.

Ken: That darned schlond poofa!
Barbie: Oh, Ken!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021

poodabab

Slang for a woman's vagina; a less vulgar euphemism for pussy.

I'm goin' out to the club, try to get me some poodabab tonight!

by mkstyles August 9, 2006

Poofa

Slang reference to the Pennsylvania Firearms Owners Association forum and its members because its easier to enunciate than PAFOA. PAFOA is a Second Amendment Rights organization based in Pennsylvania working to protect, expand, and reclaim rights protected by the state and federal Constitutions that have been lost to intrusive government and useless feel good legislation.

Did you see the new thread on the Poofa boards?
Are you a member of Poofa?

by KalishNikova October 14, 2009

poobar

(n) the fecal matter that is excreted from the anus that tends to back up a toilet or whole septic system.

Sometimes, a person may actually feel the scat snaking it's way down their intestinal track before it becomes it's final form in the toilet.

Gas may accompany this person for many hours before expelling a poobar.

Seth: I feel a poobar brewing in my system. Should have to go anytime now, with all the farts I been letting out.

Sarah: Yeah... No kidding!!!

by geckopaws February 26, 2011

Pooak

Poop that is on the back.

"Whoa Mason!

Me, you and Cara partied so hard last night, i think one of the strippers left some pooak on you."

by Dbailey July 19, 2009

Poodak Moment

The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)

Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up

Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)

by jimmyswanboi October 25, 2012