Pony

A Pony is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.

Garrett: Who is more of a Pony, Kim Kardashian or Snooki from the Jersey Shore?

Gary: Wait what do you mean they are both totally hot.

Garrett: Yeah, you would say that you are a total Pony Kisser.

by King BookRock August 15, 2011

Pony

A miniature version of a very cute horse.

I wanted to adopt a pony, but I just don’t have enough money!

by Aedyn September 30, 2018

pony

penis

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Pony

A Pony is a fanboy of Playstation,2,3,4 ect... Usually will brag about how much better it is then Xbox. Even though both the Playstation and Xbox are equally great systems.

Guy1: Xbox sucks.
Guy2: Dude you're such a pony.

by Mr. HappySauce May 25, 2014

pony

The mini bottled beers. AKA- grenades- Generally a product by Mickey's out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

I don't want the whole bottle, probably just a pony.

by sfarag May 9, 2005

Pony

A pony is a man who everyone one wants cause he is all pretty but then they realise how fucking useless it is cant compare to a war horse or a stalion and colt with it's weak physical aspect small dick and overall lack luster personality

"Do you know that new kid aaron?"
"Yeah"
"He's such a fucking"pony
"Yeah like honestly I need my self a stalion"
I need my self a war horse

by Big chappo October 24, 2018

Pony

A word with the same meaning as pinny, small penis, used discretely to prevent teachers or authority figures from finding out what is being talked about.

Greg likes Kerry riding his pony although he cannot feel it due to its unhumainly small size.

by Yuppie November 4, 2004