pmp

pointless male pride - when men refuse to accept a fact purely because they are unwilling to accept defeat and swallow their own pride

Demetrios would never call or text Sarah because of his pmp, which made him feel that he was right and she was wrong.

by WhoGonnaKnow August 02, 2011

pmp

pissing my pants; or peeing my pants
a way to express laughing other than lol, rofl, or lmao

Guy 1: Omg, did you watch the Hangover?
Guy 2: Yes! Dude, I was pmp.

Girl 1: lmaoo omg so funny
Girl 2: hahahaha pmp

by Leynie December 15, 2010

pmp

Pissin my pants

I laughed so hard #pmp

by jrmc June 24, 2014

pmp

pride month post, used for instagram or any social media post

did you see the amount of pmp on insta?

by June 16, 2022

pmp

practice makes perfect

How’d you get so good?

Pmp!

by zokue101 July 27, 2019

Pmp

peeing my pants; idk my friend made it up when she was high

lol that was funny im pmp

by whatsahillie April 22, 2020

pmp

pmp is the abbreviation of 拍马屁 in Mandarin Chinese.
It means bullshit

Pls I saw the principle at the club yesterday-
Oh, that's... fun ig was she drunk?
No, she was the stripper LOL
Pmp!! As if that would ever happen

by urlocalsmartass February 20, 2022