pmp

pointless male pride - when men refuse to accept a fact purely because they are unwilling to accept defeat and swallow their own pride

Demetrios would never call or text Sarah because of his pmp, which made him feel that he was right and she was wrong.

by WhoGonnaKnow August 2, 2011

pmp

pissing my pants; or peeing my pants
a way to express laughing other than lol, rofl, or lmao

Guy 1: Omg, did you watch the Hangover?
Guy 2: Yes! Dude, I was pmp.

Girl 1: lmaoo omg so funny
Girl 2: hahahaha pmp

by Leynie December 16, 2010

pmp

Pissin my pants

I laughed so hard #pmp

by jrmc June 24, 2014

PMP

Sort for Pissing My Pants, and is oftenly used on snapchat

Jane: He told me to cut his grass, for free!
Frank: Omg, pmp 😂😂

by plzkys124 June 27, 2018

PMP

Pound My Pussy

When a chick is very horny and she tells her man: Baby I want you to PMP.

by MACTHEGOD August 11, 2018

PMP

Penis Master Pa

See that kid Kyle, he is the PMP

by Kraftyy September 12, 2018

pmp

practice makes perfect

How’d you get so good?

Pmp!

by zokue101 July 27, 2019