plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

ploughmans

A meal often eaten by grafters. The meal often includes cheese, crackers, pickled onions, branston pickle, apples, salad, grated carrot and egg.
To find out about grafters search for them.

Farmer Giles was grafting all day in the fields, he got home and grafted a true ploughmans in his kitchen.

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

pludder

the act of shitting in anothers asshole

i pluddered my gf and then she punched me in the dick

by thewawa3000 March 13, 2011

Man proud

The state of being proud of yourself for no other reason than you have a penis.

He stood there in his one piece pajamas with his hands on his hips, man proud overlooking his lawn.

by Rage avenger June 22, 2019

Plude

Plude is a word used by Ojibway in manitoba in various reservations, it originated in sagkeeng and is now speading throughout manitoba and canada. Plude is the meaning of penis in the soto community.

plude was made for frog

by Viddy Zaza March 9, 2009

pludge

To apply a software update before it has been widely adopted, potentially exposing yourself to bugs or other undesirable effects.

OS 10.5 looks sweet, I just hope it doesn't hose my machine. Fuck it, I'm going to pludge.

by noodlepdx December 20, 2008

Plough

(verb) The act of sexual intercourse.

Man, I'd like to plough her!

I wish to plough you.

by LittleTitch December 17, 2008