Travel PTSD

Like Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), but when returning from travelling.

Symptoms include:

Reverse Homesickness - missing people and places from abroad

Inability to focus on everyday tasks/dreams about travelling

Boredom, insecurity, uncertainty and frustration

Feelings of alienation or withdrawal

Need for excessive sleep

Since I returned from Habrough I have had really bad Travel PTSD.

by TravelPTSD November 15, 2010

shit pits

A rotten, pungent odor infested armpit with visible stains soaking through the undershirt.

Adam's shirts are always nasty, his shit pits make the toilet at a rest stop look clean.

by horses May 30, 2006

PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder)

The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.

EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"

EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.

by dbp0011 November 19, 2016

PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing It or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
it develops in some people who have experienced a shocking, scary, or dangerous event. It is natural to feel afraid during and after a traumatic situation. Fear triggers many split-second changes in the body to help defend against danger or to avoid it.

"some military veterans suffering from PTSD because of war"

by RIK_10official November 23, 2020

Pizza pits

Getting pizza stuffed into your armpits after jerking off and eating pizza at a guys house you saw an ad for on Craigslist

Hey you want pizza pits? Then I'm your man!

by Thewalt77 October 29, 2016

pits and pearls

good and bad, the pitfall and the secret of success

Dr Ting gave pits and pearls of LASIK, the latest refractive surgery in the conference.

by Ying Ting Chen January 9, 2009

PTSDoody

(n. PTSDoody or #PTSDoody) A term used, often in a hashtag form, to describe when a person (Doody) either provokes a horrible memory he has created (often occurring with distressing flashbacks), or creates a traumatic moment in which the witness is scarred for life. It is coined whenever a specific someone pulls off a malicious act upon a victim, thus giving the said victim PTSDoody.

Ex 1)
Doody: I killed goat mom and incinerated 6 innocent children who were playing jax.
Everyone else: Omg #PTSDoody

Ex 2)
Amanda: Uhg, I just got PTSDoody last night.
Asriel: Don't worry, we have a PTSDoody support group for those who fall victim.
Amanda: Wow! Thanks Asriel, I really needed this!

by Azzy Dreemurr February 3, 2018