pistantrophobic 

Fear of trusting

That girl got her heart broken. Now she's pistantrophobic.

pistantrophobic by Nayy.litty January 24, 2017

Pistash 

Verb: To force or attempt to force your finger(s) in another persons anus.

No, someone just tried to pistash me!

Pistash by Angealolo July 28, 2011

PITAC

Short for Pain In The Ass Cunt, a self-explanatory term for someone who really, really blows and should be avoided at all costs.

Useful because it sounds vaguely like a non-English word so can be misinterpreted as a compliment.

Thomas: Wow, did you see tha 'tude I was getting from that guy in the 7-11?

Frank: Totally. That loser is a total pitac.

PITAC by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

pistoche 

The booz🍻. The good stuff. Imma drink so much pistoche imma get drunk.

“Who’s gonna bring the pistoche.”
“Imma go get it with my fake ID”
“How much pistoche did you get?”
“I bought 50 cheluskis”

pistoche by Pene violado January 30, 2021

Pistachiownage 

N: The act of kicking someone in the nuts.

NED: I just got kicked in the nuts...
ED: Oh no - that's pistachiownage!

Pistachiownage by Znoosle June 21, 2006

Pistachio Eyed 

Pistachio eyed means that you're so high (blazed) that your eyes start to look like pistachios. Your eye is the pistachio seed and your eye lids are the pistachio shell. The shell on a pistachio slighty covers the seed inside to where you can barely see it which resembles your eyes.

"Damn man! I'm so pistachio eyed!"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"

"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"

Pistachio Eyed by Emoore058 July 10, 2014

pistaken

adj. To make a mistake based on having had the piss taken out of you.
see take the piss, taking the piss, pistake

"Did you really think he was going to give you 100 quid for nothing? You must be pistaken - he's not even worth 100 quid"

pistaken by natushka March 12, 2005