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Personality 

an innuendo to titties, breasts or boobs.
Personality by NMEwoptop April 18, 2023

Personality 

Personality by Editguy March 4, 2025

personality thief 

Someone who adopts the tendencies of others, usually without realizing it.

personality vomit 

To spew out every personal detail of your life to someone you've just met.
I thought we were just complaining about how long the line was at the Handy Pantry when the guy next to me covered me with personality vomit. Before I left, I knew about his divorce, his bankruptcy, and the infection he got popping a pimple on his ass.
personality vomit by wisk April 24, 2008

personality hire 

Someone underqualified for a job but hired anyway purely because they have a great personality/attitude. Personality hires are often very low performers in terms of output but are brought on because of bias / attraction / an effort to boost morale. Someone who is a personality hire is essentially the opposite of someone with impostor syndrome.
Me showing up to my job, knowing I'm a personality hire who doesn't bring anything to the table, but hey at least I bring good vibes.
personality hire by soapergem October 1, 2022

personality transplant 

personality transplant:

- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality
Ex.1

Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.

Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.

Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.
personality transplant by GlennyJ December 10, 2013