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ass pennies

Origin: Upright Citizens Brigade ucb skit-term

Meaning: Used to describe pennies that are inserted into one's ass en masse and then distributed among the world in order to maintain the upper hand in negotiations.
You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.
by Eberon May 24, 2004
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ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.
1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.
by yo mamma May 13, 2005
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I smell pennies

A phrase or term used when a conversation dies or to shout out in the middle of the hall way.

- Amoi & Kiki Daniels
*Amoi and Kiki spot each other in the hallway*

Amoi & Kiki: I smell pennies!!!
by Deleteus the Fetus February 18, 2019
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rollin' pennies

using all the spare change you got lying around to pay for something; common among people at college.
It's been 3 weeks since my last paycheck so I'm rollin' pennies for gas
by lacrosseman April 20, 2006
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Salty Milk and Pennies

noun:
Used to describe the taste of the female genitals
q: "How does pussy taste? Seriously?"
a: "Kinda like Salty Milk and Pennies."
by TheUrbandLegend October 3, 2019
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Adding pennies to the pile

Adding or contributing a small (usually unnecessary) bit extra.
When John decided to help out the cleaning by taking away his rubbish from lunch, he was just adding pennies to the pile.
by Fred Invisible October 24, 2010
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dub pennies

Dub Pennies: double penetrations
The Warriors must pay they dance team in dub pennies cause they be walkin’ funny!
by RonnyLav October 14, 2018
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