PEMDAS

An acronym in math for the order of operations (parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction), but also broad slang for any order of operations.

Do we tailgate and then rob the bank, rob then tailgate, or just get drunk in the vault? What's the PEMDAS here?

by entropyandvodka May 24, 2019

PEMDAS

Please excuse my dope ass swag.

Ms. Teacher: "Does anyone know what PEMDAS stands for?"
You: 😏

by howdareyouopposememortal October 8, 2020

pemdas

it is a shortform of "please excuse my drunk a$$ pics"

i'm going to club so pemdas

by hhhhsc February 14, 2018

Pemda

“Please excuse my drunk ass”

Chad: “Dude you were so wasted last night, you puked all over that girl!”

Chet: “Sorry bro, pemda.”

by jjello March 3, 2018

PEMDAS

Perverted Evil Man Dad Association Society
or
Perverted Evil Monkeys Dicking with Assholes and Sluts

#1
1: Did you go to the PEMDAS public speaking?
2: Yeah, it was like an orgy in there.

#2
Dude, my ass is sore. the PEMDAS attacked last night.

by Chinchila546 April 13, 2015

PEMDAS

Please

Excuse
My

Dope

Ass
Swag

I play basketball, PEMDAS

by AriW March 13, 2014

PEMDAS

Please
End
My
Depressing

Ass
Self

Mark: Dude, you were supposed to eat my ass last night, where did you go?
Gabe: Sorry but you're my cousin, PEMDAS already

by Theoriginaldumbguy November 24, 2018