P.I.L.F.

Poppa I'd Like to Fuck, could also be used as D.I.L.F. or F.I.L.F. (Daddy or Father, respectively).

I was damn sexy before, but now that my baby was born I'm a P.I.L.F.

by Gr8Ralphy4u October 22, 2006

V.P.I.L.F.

vice president I'd like to fuck.
Similar to a milf but a vice president

Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin might be the first V.P.I.L.F.! she is better than a M.I.L.F!

by stenmeister November 6, 2008

P.I.L.F.

President I'd Like To Fuck. Should Hillary win, it will be the first time in our nations history that (straight) men will be able to use this phrase PILF in regard to our commander in chief. This is revolutionary.

Hillary's looking good today in her business casual skirt. She sure is a P.I.L.F.

by Corey Feldman January 5, 2008

P.I.L.F

Prince I'd like to fuck.

This term has recently gotten much attention due to all of the handsome princes at Kate Middleton's wedding to Prince William.

"Well William may be married, but Prince Harry is a P.I.L.F.

by Lulu tink May 22, 2011

P.I.L.F

Prince I'd like to fuck.

Prince Charming is a P.I.L.F.

by Hedij May 26, 2011

V.P.I.L.F.

A Vice-President I would like to f***. One who is gloriously banging and will bring change to this nation by making 13 year old boys avid fans of Presidential Politics

"Dude did you see McCain's vp pick?"

"Yeah man Sarah Palin's banging, a real V.P.I.L.F."

by V.P.I.L.F. lover October 25, 2008

P.I.L.F

Princess I'd Like to Fuck.

Princess Kate Middleton is such a P.I.L.F

by P.I.L.F May 21, 2011