oxymoron 

Two words with disparate meanings, used together to form a nonsensical phrase.

Utah Jazz.

Military Intelligence.

Microsoft Code.

oxymoron by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

oxymoron 

when a chick's nice warm mouth is giving a guy dome with ice in her mouth to create a contradicting sensation in the genital region

Alex: O's that oxymoron felt so good last night
O's: Did your cum freeze when it hit the ice
Alex: No because the warm mouth contradicted the freezing ice thus creating an oxymoron and a great feeling

oxymoron by The cheating system February 21, 2011

oxymoron 

A not-so-popular mixed drink. It consists of:

one shot of vodka
1/2 shot of lemon juice
one teaspoon honey

It is named this because despite the controdictory ingredients, none of them mask each other's flavor.

I had 20 oxymorons last night, at least I think I did...

oxymoron by Frederico July 29, 2005

oxymoron 

That one guy who can only oxy-weld and never tries to TIG, MIG or even Arc weld!

MIG: "Look at Jarred over there, what an oxymoron!"
TIG: " I know, what an absolute Oxidizer!!!!"

oxymoron by essenceofexistence June 19, 2017

oxymoron 

A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".

That oxymoron Jeff overdosed on OxyContin at a rave.

oxymoron by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

Oxymoron 

The act of becoming moronic due to the overuse and abuse of oxycontin.

OR

A person who is addicted to oxycontin, therefore making them a retard.

Person 1: Hey man, you talked to Levi lately?
Person 2: No man, I heard he's a real oxymoron.
Person 1: So that's why he keeps ducking me for money.
Person 2: That fat fuck...

Oxymoron by cosmicbaby November 28, 2011

oxymoron 

A ridiculous comparision. Conjoining contradictory terms.

Example of Oxymoron
Unjust Law
Tax Return
Airline Food
Alone Together
Taped Live
Peace Force
Anarchy Rules
Affordable Housing

oxymoron by Ashley Elizabeth December 28, 2005