Owling

A new craze in which people attempt to impersonate owls and post the results on facebook, but really end up looking like they're pooping in odd places.

Guy 1: Don't you hate when hobos try to take dumps in public?
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!

by TotesDeffs September 9, 2011

owninate

The highest form of owning. Not only besting someone else, but besting the world.

Steve McQueen owninates.

by Doctor Who May 9, 2006

owings mills

A town near Baltimore, Maryland in which there is absolutely nothing for the teenage population to do. They eat, sleep, blaze, have sex, and get drunk often on a weekly basis. The mall is overrun with criminals so nobody shops there out of fear of being mugged, raped, or on lucky days, both. Owings Mills High School offers a below average high school experience, resulting in a large amount of transferred students to Franklin High School or private schools in the area. To shop, most teens leave OM to seek better places to socialize such as Towson, Columbia, or Hunt Valley. Otherwise theyre poppin bottles every weekend.

1-"Lets hit up Owings Mills mall yo."
2-"Dude, are you high?"
1-"Good call. Let's hit Towson instead."
2-"Fuck that. Imma go to some Owings Mills party and get wasted."

by an owings mills milf January 12, 2008

joel owings

The name of a male madly and deeply in love with a woman called Mary Alice now and forever. Three things he's good at are fucking, fishing and fighting. This will never end and these are never ending facts.

That Joel Owings belongs with Mary Alice.

by Freyamaryalice January 13, 2022

Brown Owling

To make love to an individual involved in childcare, i.e. nursery nurse, teacher, leader of girl guides troup.

"Mick had been Brown Owling Miss Flanagan for hours now and was quite sore"

by Ikeboxban December 25, 2009

Owling

Evolved from planking, owling is the sitting on a random object/surface in a perched position, taking a picture of oneself and posting in on the internet.

I hate you guys.

Douchebag 1: Look at Ted!
Douchebag 2: What's he doing?
Douchebag 1: He's owling, it's the latest fad.
Douchebag 2: What about planking?
Douchebag 1: Dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.

by Innosynce July 31, 2011

Owings Mills

Owings Mills is a fairly large and densely populated town in Baltimore County, MD / a Baltimore suburb, northwest of Baltimore CIty.

Owings Mills is most famous, locally that is, as having a very large increase in its Black population from the mid 90's thru present, triggering alot of "white flight" to surrounding towns and Counties, like Carroll County, which has a MUCH less diverse population. Owings Mills Mall, once one of the finest in the entire state of Maryland, has fallen victim to this change....originally a high end fashion Mall when in opened in 1986, it has now lost its way, with a very large number of vacant store fronts and lack of customers. The sharp increase in crime at the Mall hasn't helped matters either.

Once an "up and coming" premier Baltimore hotspot of thriving businesses and a booming housing market, Owings Mills has, over the past decade, deteriorated to a "not so nice" place to live or have a thriving business.....unless you are a bail bondsmen, that is.

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by no-owingsmills September 12, 2009