To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room. These people will frequently create animated GIFs of violent sports events where a player gets clobbered by his opponent, complete with blinking neon "PWN3D!" captions, and post them on their blogs to indicate that they should not be messed with.
Person A: Dude, totally like you sooo suck so much, I PWNZ0RED J00!!!!11!!11
Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.
Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.
by The 2-Belo October 14, 2003
by MisterFatass April 03, 2009
Kid 1: Dude, when I asked my girlfriend to give me head she denied me.
Kid 2: Totally got owned man..
Kid 2: Totally got owned man..
by Aerophy September 29, 2008
by Yorubagirl February 04, 2010
- To get busted by someone.
- To get caught red handed.
- To get beat down physically or verbally.
- To get beat at a game of some kind.
- To get mocked out so hard, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.
- To get caught red handed.
- To get beat down physically or verbally.
- To get beat at a game of some kind.
- To get mocked out so hard, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.
by goldtoofblingbling November 07, 2004
(v) To be outplayed, outfought, out-talked, etc. by another person, esp. one whom is considered your nemesis.
After the 2008 SuperBowl, Tom Brady is now owned by the Manning family. He is the Manning family's bitch.
by WigOnAStick July 23, 2008
by KingOfIthaca April 24, 2007