Obituary Chances

Engaging in highly risky acts that could lead to one's untimely demise.

Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

Obituate

Any of the addictive opioid drugs (Vicodin, Oxycodone, heroin) that users overdose on commonly, sometimes fatally. Root cause of many celebrity deaths.

Tom Petty died of an obituate overdose.

by Yosemite Herb Company January 23, 2018

Obituunawary

Posting an obituary on social media (and being highly upset) that a celebrity died, when in reality this celebrity died many years ago.

She posted on Facebook an obituunawary, all shattered that Rue McClanahan (her favorite actress) died. Girl, she died in 2010.

She posted on Facebook an obituunawary, all shattered that Rue McClanahan (her favorite actress) died. Girl, she died in 2010.

by JeMiSi September 1, 2019

owithemaker

God as an artist. A multidisciplinary Artist, jack of all trades, master of All.

Owithemaker is a multidisciplinary artist

by Make® November 22, 2021

obitu-gasm

Collective or individual mourning of a public figure that involves a proliferation of RIPs, memes, and still pictures which allow individuals express their sense of loss - be it performative, hyperbolic, superficial, or some combination there of.

The nation’s outpouring of grief over the loss of Betty White is as cathartic as it is obitu-gasmic.

by McSnack January 1, 2022

obiturates

Sedative-type drugs dat are so powerful and dangerous dat they may "have da Achmed effect" if ingested --- i.e., they may "keel" you.

Lots of tranquilizers --- both legal and illegal --- are so "hazardous to your health" (think, all of da ongoing class-action lawsuits against Pfizer and other "Big Pharma" corporations) dat dey should probably be classed as "obiturates"!

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

obituary stick

Cigarette

I’m out of smokes, can I get an obituary stick from you?

by Mamachar71 September 3, 2023