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Bend over and grab your ankles

“Bend over and grab your ankles“ A saying that you are screwed or fucked, often in a challenging or difficult situation.
“Bend over and grab your ankles

When our car broke down off the road in the middle of nowhere, I told John that we might as well bend over and grab are ankles because it was going to be a long time before help came.
by BigRed606 February 22, 2020
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over and out

an informal way of saying 'bye'.
often used in the armed forces, followed by a salute.
Also works well with a wink... ;)
Person 1: "was nice talking, will see you tomorrow"
Person 2: "yes mate... over and out ;)"
by Shane Acton :P September 28, 2006
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An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.
The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.
by Boyzkang Crudz February 8, 2012
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Over and Under

To get over a person, you need to get under one.
"Man, you're still not over your ex?"
"Yea so"
"Well you need to get over and under."
by Thisisbliss October 7, 2009
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roll over and take it like a man

1.) To get penetrated rectally.

2.) About the last thing you want to hear come out of your prison cellmate's mouth.
1.) Dolores was on the rag so I told her to roll over and take it like a man.

2.) Bubba: Schmidt! Roll over and take it like a man!

Schmidt: Yes, Bubba.
by Blemderhead1991 May 6, 2009
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if not, then flip her over and play in the mud.

a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.
If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."
by R-DoggCA August 31, 2008
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the up and over

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.
Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.
by carl January 16, 2004
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