two corncob outhouse

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

double decker outhouse

Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.

Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?

Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.

Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?

by double decker loo May 7, 2009

if that don't slam the outhouse door

To be surprised, astonished by someone or something

Maggie's got a new dress,
- If that don't slam the outhouse door !

by Robert Ebguy April 23, 2006

Ugandan Outhouse

When a women has a smoker hole in her throat and you stick your penis in her throat hole and then piss out of the women's mouth

Aye girl, you looking for a Ugandan Outhouse?

by gokaari May 10, 2018

Olongapo-Outhouse

A Filipino prostitute, working in the Philippine city of Olongapo, who specializes in being shit on.

Sailor 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Chief did last night?

Sailor 2: No man, what'd he do?

Sailor 1: He got all fucked up, picked up an Olongapo-Outhouse, and did the nasty right there in front of half the division.

Sailor 2: What the...Hasn't the Chief had the runs all week?

Sailor 1: Exactly!

by Jdog1 July 30, 2009

turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.

the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.

by [e-mail] August 30, 2010

Hell's outhouse

A really lousy place. See, Hell is supposed to suck, so Hell's outhouse would be even worse.

Jesus H. Christ, that guy's crib is Hell's outhouse!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005