Ohio

A state where its weather pattern has PMS. 10 degrees and a foot of snow one day, 65 degrees and thunderstorm the next.

Bob: Man, we got a foot of snow yesterday
Jim: Yeah, but we're getting 6 inches of rain today
Bob: I'm not surprised, Ohio always has PMS
Bob: Oh well, at least we aren't Michigan

by ohio330 February 3, 2012

Oshia

A Gorgeous, smart, sweet girl who is full of confidence. Heart of a bull, so she can smell the b.s! Knows how to get the party started. Social Butterfly, but would rather just be around close friends, and family. No one can truly hate Oshia for her beauty inside, and out captures you. Quiet at times, but far from shy. Do not look Oshia in the eyes you will fall in love for eternity. Never has a problem attracting the opposite sex, in fact feels overwhelmed with the amount of guys who want her. Can please her significant other physically, mentally, emotionally, and financially, and is a great friend. If you do not like Oshia it's because your man does. Stay off Oshia's bad side.

Oshia is heaven on earth.

by maria maria December 26, 2012

ohioan

An Ohioan:
-Knows all 4 seasons by heart: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and
Construction.
-Lives less than 30 miles from some college or university.
-Knows what a buckeye really is
-Knows if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
-Can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and knows which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
-Measures distance in minutes.
-Has ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-Ends sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"
-Knows what 'pop' is.
-Designs his/her kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Knows driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.

I'm just an Ohioan, but hell, at least I'm better than the entire state of Michigan. Man, those people are messed.

by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005

The ohio butthole tickling bandit

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.

Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7

by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022

Ohio

Ohio doesn't exist. It was a popular conspiracy created by politicians to sell more Ohio State merchandise, but there is currently no evidence or leads that it actually exists.

Beta: Ohio is actually a real place, it is right on the map.
Sigma: Pulls out Glock, making the Beta's life as real as Ohio.

by QueenObama2 November 4, 2021

Cambridge Ohio

Cambridge Ohio is has the most biggest population of fuck boi's and fuck girl's . Where ALL the wanna be's and whore's live . 15 year old's having babies , middle schoolers think that there in gangs . NEVER GO THERE .

Cambridge Ohio is the worse city to go .

by TaayBitches August 12, 2016

Oxford, Ohio

A drinking town with a college problem

GREEN BEER DAY, only found in Oxford

by Meg February 28, 2005