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Orthodoxophobia

The person over there seems to have orthodoxophobia
by Сейдж July 26, 2023
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pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
by blitch May 4, 2010
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Orthodoxou

N. A pre-op-transexual Greek midget that is conflicted over his love for goats and other barnyard animals. Also one who suffers from career delusions; and is most clearly suited to the fine art of male nursing. Or hair waxing.

V. To masturbate excessively using both hands... and power tools, often in the presence of goats or other barnyard animals in their native environment.

Adj. Excessively neat and tidy, to the point of utter insanity. Also, the colour Mauve.
N. Dude, look out, I see an Orthodoxou incoming. Watch your backside!

V. Dude, what the hell is wrong with you, don't Orthodoxou out on me!

Adj. This is the most totally Orthodoxou pad I've ever seen! It's actually a bit disturbing. Hey, what the heck is that goat doing here???
by Samaurai Jack October 11, 2004
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Orthodox Shoe

A Jewish man that never changes his shoes.
There goes the Rabbi, and he's wearing the same orthodox shoe as always.
by Homonopoly champ June 5, 2011
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Orthonogonkifor

Another name for a nerd who religiously plays pokemon
Smith is such an Orthonogonkifor he should touch some grass
by N.ether December 1, 2022
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finesse orthodox

A small and exclusive group of religious Judaism. Finesse orthodox Jews are unlike other religious Jews because they are insane full senders who love to throw it down with the boys. They are known for drinking very large quantities of alcohol and Juuling excessively. They generally own new iPhones and the majority of their clothing is from OVO.
Dovi: Yo boys wanna hit the rave downtown tonight?
Avi: It's not right. We're Jews, we're yeshiva bochurim after all.
Dovi: It's ok, we're finesse orthodox. Do it for the boys.
Avi: You know what, I'm down. Let me get my OVO hoodie on.
by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020
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Reformed orthodox rabbi

Hey Martin, you know real quick I want to thank everybody and say that, I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton.
by LeonardoAlexanderCaripeBrito December 10, 2022
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