fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

by Mark November 24, 2003

Back Orifice

If you need to look it up, you are either infected, or you are a script kiddie, in which you should die.

I like my cow raw.

by SeJota July 2, 2004

oval orifice

1. The mouth, particularly that of one performing fellatio or oral intercourse. Coined circa 1998 due to President Bill Clinton's White House antics with Monica Lewinsky.

2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.

She's a world champion fellatrix. A gold medal oval orifice.

Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

tertiary orifice

Basically, a woman’s asshole or anus may serve to be her third input, or tertiary orifice. A woman, being master of her own body, may deem whatever orifices she has to be primary, secondary or tertiary as she seems fit. For this definition, we have chosen the brown-eye.

“Annabel was both eager and anxious for me to ram my wad into her tertiary orifice. Sod.”

by Slicematic August 13, 2021

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

back orifice

A good yet highly illegal way to get a monkey off your back.

These moderators be pissin me off at dis website so i loaded 'em with back orifice and sub7

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

orifices time

When one member of a couple assaults the other member's orifices, generally by tickling or poking in and around them. Illegal in forty-eight states and Puerto Rico, and ruled a war crime by the UN.

Every time he hears his girlfriend yell 'it's orifices time!', Andy dies a little inside

by nsaucdiv151 May 14, 2011