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orgasmatron

The orgasmatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of orgasm with the push of a button. Clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the FDA. Notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. The surgeon who patented this treatment for "sexual dysfunction" thank you Dr. Stuart Meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. The anticipated cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000.
Ladies interested in the orgasmatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.
by Lorn A. W. October 20, 2004
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Orgasmalicitastisome

A very big word combining a few other words that simply adds up to meaning very fucking awesome. Usually used to describe food.
(The words are Orgasmic + delicious + tasty + awesome)
Kid: *eating pizza* THIS SHIT IS ORGASMALICITASTISOME!
Mom: *confused look*
by Smkilller November 4, 2007
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Orgasmanised

A word used to describe the elated feeling one encounters having completed an organised sexual act!
To be organised with ones sex life or to plan out the next time you Arm wrestle with the one eyed vessel or badger the witness.
Since Michelle got orgasmanised all she seems to do have a big smile on her face and walk with a slight limp likes she been competing in a Rodeo.
by Deanybott May 21, 2018
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Orgamazing

Something truly spectacular.
Though used in both sexual and non-sexual description, it's most commonly heard in reference to a friend's sister or mother.
Dude, that Auntie Anne's pretzel was orgamazing.
by Disco Chicken November 25, 2006
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orgasmashit

When you really need to go for a dump, and it feels really, really good when you do.
I had to hold it in all day, but when I got home, I had the greatest orgasmashit EVER!
by Graham Bell December 6, 2006
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orgasmatoot

At the moment of ejaculation or orgasm one let's loose with the 'ol ass trumpet
Dude, i was so into that trim until she dropped an orgasmatoot and almost made me vomit
by odiepeyote March 1, 2017
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Orgasmageddon

The impending moment every girl faces when she runs out of orgasms. Orgasms are limited in number and will eventually be impossible to have.
She didn't know it, but every orgasm she used, brought her closer to Orgasmageddon.
by Always Dripping February 8, 2018
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