optic orb

Poor eyesight but when it comes to boobies and chicks.. Everything seems clear!

Jose: WOW! will you look at that boobies, happiness starts at 34B!
Stranger: ooohh.. now that's optic orb!

by josérizal January 15, 2011

Optical Sailor

One who has extensive knowledge in the optical field and swears like a sailor.

"Did you hear the mouth on that Dave Evans?"

"Yeah, he knows his optics though."

"No doubt, a real Optical Sailor, that one."

by Dash the Fnordi March 25, 2008

optical titlusion

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

by mark86 March 6, 2009

Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

by xenite October 6, 2008

Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.

I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!

by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009

optic predator

a 5 foot 3 mexican who is known for quickscope montages on Modern Warfare 2. He does not accept any randoms and is not very polite.

Nice subscriber"hey predeator whats up i love your montages"
Optic Predator"another fanboy"

by UMADBROFL July 27, 2010

optical illusion

seeing things differently than they actually are

I saw an optical illusion when I was drugged up from my root canal.

by gie February 5, 2005