Onion

A little shit probably designed to make you cry. Makes your breath smell bad and so much more. Why do these exist, you say? Even Steven hawking couldn't figure that out before he died
Onions every year are abusing humans by making them cry. ASSUAULT!
by pill_dickle June 18, 2018
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Onion

What Shrek is like...dumbass
Orgers and like onions
by Tatertot15 July 23, 2018
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Onioned

The act of mistaking an article written by the satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a genuine article. Usually demonstrating a persons lack of critical thinking skills.
Chinese government run newspaper was onioned in 2002, when they reported that "Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built".
by Brilliant mind October 28, 2010
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The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.
This article by The Onion is hilarious!
by Jon January 01, 2004
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Not The Onion

A disclaimer used when sharing a news article, announcing that the content is absurd, but real. It references the satirical news outlet The Onion.
Joe: Not The Onion- Republicans are proposing a law to implement criminal charges on women who have miscarriages.
by Scotialist August 09, 2011
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Onioning

when a guy is dancing behind an unknown girl , for example in a crowded disco or pub , and He is trying to put his pelvis as close,of the girl's bottom as, he can, following the rhythm of music while He is faking to dance.
Girl: She was onioning so hard on my ass last night! I thought it was gonna go numb!!
by SpanishUrbanBoy September 19, 2016
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onion

"takin' orders is sunnin, an ounce of coke is an onion" R.I.P. BIG-L
by rasta-gangsta March 04, 2003
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