slip ons

Noun; A type of shoe (most worn: Vans Slip Ons) that do exactly what the name states, slip on. No laces. Just shoe. Comes in assorted colors.

Dude 1: Dude I just got some sweet slip ons!
Dude 2: Dude sweet I wanna get some!

by theacidntundrwtr September 26, 2005

bolt ons

Fake boobs, breast implants.

'That chick had some big 'ol bolt ons"

by Tommy PWT October 27, 2006

Stay-Ons

A pair of stilettos designed exclusively to be worn during sex.

Steve liked the view of Lisa's stay-ons from the reverse cowgirl position.

by $adLo February 26, 2011

bolt-ons

1. Slang term for a pair of breast implants that look unnatural, rock-hard and "bolted" onto their owner's chest much like the stiff, painful looking screws that were bolted on to the side of Frankenstein's neck in the classic horror film. This "bolted-on" look typically happens because of what is called capsular contraction. Capsular contraction is when scar tissue forms in the chest cavity and tightens around the implant(s), making the breast(s) hard and unnatural looking. The "bolted-on" look can also occur when extremely large breast implants are inserted into someone without enough fatty tissue in the breast area. "Bolt-ons" do not look natural. All bad boob jobs where it's obvious that the person has implants can be referred to as "bolt-ons".

2. A messed up boob job.

3. Cause for a malpractice suit.

"That chick's boob job doesn't look so good. It looks like she's got two rocks in her shirt."
"Yeah, those are a serious pair of bolt-ons."

by VeNaCE November 10, 2008

all up ons

The state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. See Homestar Runner.

"The ladies will be all up ons."

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

nipple-ons

a name given to a girls erect nipples

mate have you the nipple-ons on that girl, careful they'll poke your eyes out !

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

Cling-Ons

Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.

I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004