Is a Romanian guy that usually writes poems. He has a HUGE dick. It's a very respectable person that gets friendzoned like everyday. He's kind, sweet and cool. Unfortunately sometimes he thinks of turning gay because he's sick of the women's shit.
Karen:Hey, have you seen Ovidiu?
Andrew:He's probably home writing poems, beating his meat or deciding to turn gay or not.
Andrew:He's probably home writing poems, beating his meat or deciding to turn gay or not.
by HzzmHsz January 9, 2018
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Okidi is a very unknown creature he is the most strangest of them all. He will break your glass door if you allow him to, he is recognised due to his huge afro unfortunately with time it will get shorter and shorter.
A wild Okidi is a terrible shot so you will be fine if he is far away from you but if he is close he will break your leg.
Okidi is a very unknown creature he is the most strangest of them all. He will break your glass door if you allow him to, he is recognised due to his huge afro unfortunately with time it will get shorter and shorter.
A wild Okidi is a terrible shot so you will be fine if he is far away from you but if he is close he will break your leg.
Look it's okidi RUNNNNNN!!!!!
{In Morgan Freeman Voice} "And with that, in that day more then 3 people had their leg broken."
{In Morgan Freeman Voice} "And with that, in that day more then 3 people had their leg broken."
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by Omid March 31, 2005
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Teacher: Emanuella, give me an example of a big animal.
Emanuella: The big fish that swallowed Jonah
Teacher: It is not possible for a whale to swallow a human because it has a small throat.
Emanuella: But it's in the bible. My uncle told me.
Teacher: What does your uncle know! I studied zoology.
Emanuella: Anyway, you're my teacher, so obviously you know better. But when I die & go to heaven, I will ask Jonah.
Teacher: And what if Jonah is not in heaven?
Emanuella: Then when you go to hell, ask him.
(The teacher looks at her shocked while the other pupils are laughing.)
Emanuella: Humph. Ominiknowest.
Emanuella: The big fish that swallowed Jonah
Teacher: It is not possible for a whale to swallow a human because it has a small throat.
Emanuella: But it's in the bible. My uncle told me.
Teacher: What does your uncle know! I studied zoology.
Emanuella: Anyway, you're my teacher, so obviously you know better. But when I die & go to heaven, I will ask Jonah.
Teacher: And what if Jonah is not in heaven?
Emanuella: Then when you go to hell, ask him.
(The teacher looks at her shocked while the other pupils are laughing.)
Emanuella: Humph. Ominiknowest.
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"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."
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