by nards deep December 14, 2008
Get the cock oven mug.The heat source one uses to cook day old food usually kept under a car seat or odd unsanitary spot. A sunny day can provide an excellent spot to place the cheeseburger you found under your seat by simply rolling up your windows and placing on your dash board. Recommended 90 degrees at 3 1/2 hours of direct exposure. All week old gas station pizza cooks well in a furnace to ones home. Recommended cook time At 70 degrees is 25 min.
I bet you by using the dominican oven he will have a case of the flying shits again.
My house smells like taco bell again, i bet the carpenter was using my heater as a dominican oven
My house smells like taco bell again, i bet the carpenter was using my heater as a dominican oven
by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
Get the Dominican Oven mug.Fat Rick: Odelay holmes! The cake is in the oven!
Buho: Cake? What fuckin' cake?
Fat Rick: You know, the cake is in the oven!
Buho: Huh?
Fat Rick: Remember what Huesos told you! Well, the dope car was just dropped outside that shitty dive bar!
Buho: Hey bro, I thought we weren't supposed to actually say that!
Fat Rick bitch slaps Buho.
Buho: Cake? What fuckin' cake?
Fat Rick: You know, the cake is in the oven!
Buho: Huh?
Fat Rick: Remember what Huesos told you! Well, the dope car was just dropped outside that shitty dive bar!
Buho: Hey bro, I thought we weren't supposed to actually say that!
Fat Rick bitch slaps Buho.
by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019
Get the Cake is in the oven mug.When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.
I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.
by saskwatch February 3, 2008
Get the portable dutch oven mug.Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.
Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.
Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.
by assgasket October 25, 2009
Get the Dutch Oven mug.When your dog farts in the bed, then gets under the covers to get away from his own smell, leaving you to deal with it. The inverse of the Dutch oven.
by Yeggo June 29, 2007
Get the Danish Oven mug.noun, verb: Based on the term dutch oven, to fart underneath the covers. It is the act of farting beneath your Snuggie, the blanket with sleeves, then pulling the Snuggie over your head forcing yourself to smell it.
"You know you love the smell of your own flatulence, you're always giving yourself a snutch oven."
"The only reason I would ever wear something as lame as the Snuggie is just so I could eat beans and snutch oven myself."
"The only reason I would ever wear something as lame as the Snuggie is just so I could eat beans and snutch oven myself."
by cheecheejotcherss May 13, 2009
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