oklahoma 

okla-homma is a mvskoki(Muskogee) Creek word meaning 'land of the red skin'. okla=town, city, land. homma=red. we were forcefully moved/relocated on the trail of tears to ndn territory modern day oklahoma. the government didn't give us a rez. we just got 14 Cherokee counties

Oklahoma is indian territory.

oklahoma by usdi yona May 28, 2013

Oklahoma 

The worst state in America. The weather is extremely hot in the summer, and bitterly cold in the winter. Storm season is hell with monster hail and record tornadoes. In all seriousness, the best comparison is a third world country in the middle east. Dry and barren, the infrastructure looks bombed out. Extremely religious. Oklahoma is a cultural wasteland. It's ironic that Oklahomans tout the Native American heritage when Oklahoma is where the natives were shunted to(Trail of Tears). So they didn't want to be there in the first place. Another thing about Oklahoma is that everything is dirty due to the red dirt that's on everything. The stores are dirty, the people are dirty, everything is just..dirty. Oklahomans will wax on and on about the bible and Jesus yet do everything opposite to it's teachings. The biggest lot of hypocrites you'll ever meet. The people are the other half of why Oklahoma is a garbage dump. Nowhere else will you meet such close minded, idiotic people. They have no concept of how the world works or are aware of anything outside of Oklahoma. Worse still, they take pride in these qualities. Beer is 3.2% alcohol so it's basically horse piss. Not even worth having a beer. Outdoors are a joke. If you are a single guy, best of luck to you. I personally wouldn't touch an Oklahoma broad. Most are single moms.

I'd love to live in Oklahoma, but I'm afraid I received a first world education and my interests in life extend beyond the Sooners and the bible.

Oklahoma by Okie trash August 4, 2011

Oklahoma 

Oklahoma is a state in the central south. Oklahoma is shaped like a pot and its panhandle has a flat elevation (aka mesa) called the Black Mesa. This state has 77 counties, one of which is at the tip of the panhandle called Cimarron County. Oklahoma borders Colorado, New Mexico, Kansas, and Texas. This state isn't as horrible as others say it is. However, Oklahoma is the state with the most obese people.
Oklahoma's 2010 census estimate was around 3,751,351.
It is said to be boring, small, and full of hillbillies. This is an OPINION. In my opinion, Oklahoma is filled with many people of many races and cultures, is small enough for a smaller amount of crime, and sometimes too dry. This doesn't mean it is always hot. It snows around every other year or two. Oklahoma's capital is Oklahoma city. For more information on Oklahoma visit Wikipedia. If you want facts don't trust ALL of these results.

People who say "Everyone in Oklahoma is a hillbilly- I have to live here!" insulted themselves because they are in Oklahoma.

"Labor Conquers All Things" is Oklahoma's motto.

Carrie Underwood is from Oklahoma

Oklahoma by artist*at*heart February 22, 2011

oklahoma 

oklahoma is located in the midwestern part of the u.s.
despite common assumption, oklahoma does have the wichita mountains and mount scott which is located near lawton, oklahoma. the beer percentage there as of Aug 1, 2004 is still 3%. so that is why many kids go to Texas to get they're drinks where it is 6%.
but they also have penny beer nights which is an excellent way to spend a Friday night.
the okc murrah building memorial is one of the most solemn places in american history..so go pay your respects if you're ever in town. it's very informative and respectful to the victims.

a bunch of definitions by people who've never been in oklahoma.

that's pretty stupid.

at least in oklahoma, if you find a handful of cool people, you know they're real and not like the millions of scenesters plaguing places like, say orlando.

penny beer night in oklahoma got me a DUI. but it was worth it, because the case was thrown out. thx OK!

the hicks in georgia are worse..simply because there are more of them and they're rude and stupid.

one good thing about OK, out of the many bad things, is the 1/2 and 1/2 store. you can find a prada dress there for $20 who there cares about big stupid names?

oklahoma by beer schooled August 1, 2004

Oklahoma 

The Buckle of the Bible Belt in the United States of America

"In Oklahoma, we keep the pants on America!"
"I can't wait to get out of Oklahoma."

Oklahoma by GypsyCat August 21, 2008

Oklahoma 

A complete lie. Comparable to district 13 in Hunger Games, but backwards. All of Oklahoma has been destroyed by tornadoes, and any footage you see of it is faked in another place or soundstage. 95% of people here are utter assholes that don't respect people with little money and suicidal tendencies. All of the roads are shut, and many car companies create special "Oklahoma Edition" trucks to handle them. There are more earthquakes here than in a 10 mile radius of a strip club on fat women's night during a lap dance. There is also no thought for teachers, as most work two jobs, and the state government is 80% privately educated, and everyone making six figures a year tell the teachers to shut up and leave. Because all the government cares about is sports, drivers ed is not available in many schools, but the signs for driver's ed parking are still there because, as stated earlier, the school can't afford to take them out unless a poorly educated driver (99% of them) take it out while snapchatting.

Oklahoma is a fake piece of shit of a state.

Oklahoma by LinkDaFuccboi March 14, 2018

Oklahoma 

A safe word to use during sex.

During anal sex, my parter michilli yelled “ Oklahoma” when he started feeling discomfort.

Oklahoma by Phatmike97 February 20, 2019