OJ Simpson

The act of giving a blowjob while the recipient drinks orange juice.

"Dude, this fat black prostitute gave me a blowjob while I drank orange juice last night!" said Jake. "Oh my god," exclaimed Marson, "you got an OJ Simpson at waffle house."

by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx August 30, 2024

OJ Simpson's password

Password used by OJ Simpson to get on his computer

slash slash backslash slash and escape

by Outkast with a K November 22, 2004

The OJ Simpson

A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.

Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.

by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009

an Oj Simpson

It is when you are drinking a glass of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime

"Dude I totally gave my woman an OJ Simpson

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

an Oj Simpson

it is when you do something outrageous and deny it fervently to avoid guilt or consequences; then later admit you might have done it

guy 1: "so some asshole told her i banged her mom and i was like, babe you don't really believe that right! and she was like, oh i guess not. then at dinner i was like, girl, did i tell you how hot your mom is when she comes! haha"
guy 2: "man you really pulled an oj simpson on that one"

by lady_luck March 30, 2007

the OJ simpson effect

when most people watching the news know a perpetrator is guilty however the jury didn't complete high school or choose to ignore obvious evidence and find him or her not guilty. this usually happens in murder cases

the two most well known people to experience the OJ Simpson effect are OJ Simpson himself and Casey Anthony

by ian223 July 7, 2011

The OJ Simpson

In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.

Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.

by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019