take offence

1. The act of taking offence, or being offended.
2. To be annoyed or peeved by a person or event that affects you, usually in a negative way.

Lisa: Your a negative nancy!
Luke: I take offence at that, your a jerk.
Lisa: I take offence at being called a jerk, your out of my top friends!!

by Lukus McTaggert December 9, 2008

Offence-Tantrum

The act of claiming to be offended by an event that did not attack, belittle or demean any group or person. Taking the misguided idea that no one should say anything that might offend another, in an over -the-top nonsensical way.

"Merry Christmas!"
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."

by Ryan+Eric October 18, 2015

first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017

platinum offence

A high degree of verbal violation

What you said is a platinum offence.

by Eletrowiz January 25, 2024

Offence Plea

To claim you are offended by something someone else says, no matter how insignificant or small it is, in order to play the martyr and gain the support of others even if you are in the wrong.
A tactic uses by people who are losing an argument to try to be the victim and gain support of others.

Don't try to use an offence plea here buddy!
A simple debate went wrong when the guy used an offence plea to gain support.

by Gaijin Dad April 20, 2018

no offence

a phrase used to imply you are about to offend someone

"No offence but your dress looks shit."

by c.a.l.m.down.larry November 2, 2015

Offencive

As opposed "Offensive" which is the correct spelling, often spelled wrong by the same people who 'a' as "uh".

It's offencive to me that someone fucks up the spelling of "Offensive". It's not 'offencive'.

by CodenameMars June 20, 2022