Sexual Offenderman

An online persona of a sexual rapist slenderlike creature. He will give you any rose of your favorite color if known to him and if taken that person will be his next victim. He was first created as another way of avoiding the sexual content put out by people for slenderman and takes the place. Arc was the original creator of "offender" to be used by the general internet.

"Oh my , my super powerful oc would TOTALLY kill Sexual Offenderman if he ever tried to get her!"
"No fangirl...no"

"I want Sexual Offenderman to give me BABIES"
"Jesus C-NO NOT POSSIBLE HES A SLENDER MONSTER"

"Sexual Offenderman is really expandable and fun to draw!"
"Exactly!"

by Isplr February 11, 2017

Offman

Thieves slang for "fence".

i.e. a dealer of stolen property

"this merchandise is hot. I'll have to wait at least a month before selling this to my Offman."

by mrmillford May 20, 2010

offing myself

it means killing myself but i’m a way that it won’t get you suspended on twitter.

Can’t believe i tweeted that… I’m offing myself.

by rallies June 30, 2021

first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017

offhanded comment

A comment made without thinking.

Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"

by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008

Get offa my land!

What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.

Get offa my land! BANG BANG........ dead

by squirty berty bottom burper May 25, 2010

Offendicitis

The Disease of taking offense for anything and everything told

My friend has an acute case of offendicitis. He even takes offense at this entry.

by r!sk January 31, 2012