Obersturmbannfuhrer

1. A military rank in the German Army during the Nazi (WW II) era, roughly equivalent to Lieutenant-Colonel in other armies.

2. By derivation, a tight-assed, imperious, arrogant, autocratic bastard of a boss or manager, usually middle-ranking, who also arse-licks his superiors and denigrates his team.

"The Obersturmbannfuhrer's knocked back my request for a bigger hard drive. Bastard bastard bastard."

by eighthofseven November 8, 2007

Oberst

The equivalent to a colonel in the Third Reich (1920s-1945). The rank of Standartenführer was discarded by Germany after the fall of the Third Reich.

Rudolph was an oberst.

by Nicolai February 15, 2004

conor oberst

He is the lead singer of the band Bright Eyes. He makes gorgeous music and lyrics that even if you're happy, you'd suddenly feel the darkness of life when you hear them. He has accomplished recording numerous albums and hundreds of individual songs. He's hot, too. xP

I would like sex and cake with Conor please!

by Daixi February 16, 2005

conor oberst

Poetic genius appearing in many former bands, most popular being Bright Eyes. Used to be the type of band you didn't have to worry about show tickets selling out, unfortunately recently the mainstream has gotten a hold of the music and with it came "omfgzzz conor oberst is so effing hawt!! lolz" Psh. True fans listened to him long before "Lover I Don't Have to Love" and "Lua"

poser: "0mGz! y0uR teLLiNg mE cOnOr obeRst hAs oTheR mUSiK b4 DiGiTaL AsH? nAH-uH"

by luhluhlaurenn June 29, 2006

Conor Oberst

pure sex in the form of a lyrical genius. bliss.

noun: Conor Oberst is the sex frontman for Bright Eyes.

adjective: You look really Conor Oberst today, did Stephen brake up with you?

verb: Lane didn't come to school today. She's Conor Obersting over her brakeup.

by jelloequalslove April 7, 2005

conor oberst

an amazing songsmith whose vanity walks hand in hand with his tortured sense of existence in order to garner undying love from little girls in skull and crossbone socks.

"oh my god! conor oberst just spit on me. Ashley did you see that? He spit right on me, that was so awesome!"

by josh June 24, 2004

conor oberst

a beautiful, gorgeous person intellectually and phsyically who isnt scared to admit the true darkness of life...and sadly all his beauty is a result from his neurosis-depression, warped view on life-ridden soul

a melancholy philosopher

by tanya May 28, 2004