oaklan

Rich boi

My nogga Oaklan got bare p’s

by Hxrvey Cxyne February 9, 2018

Oakland Special

The act of performing a curb stomp on an individual, effectively killing them.

Ryan was being a little bitch last night, so after I beat his ass, I gave him the oakland special

by PiotrH May 7, 2008

Oakland

Founded in 1852, The Town is the eighth-largest city in the U.S., but what makes it stand out amongst other American cities is its diverse communities,distinct neighborhoods and turfs, and its culturally rich activities such as mobbin through the sydeshows in a Box Chevy, Going 18 Dummy sippin yak and blowin Purple, and the historically significant Pimp Game. The Town has birthed some of the most notable musicians and rappers of the 20-21st century, such as Tower of Power, Sly and The Family Stone,Too Short, Richy Rich,Keak Da Sneak, Keyshia Cole and DU. Also emerging from Oakland are The Oakland Raiders,The Black Panthers, The East Bay Dragons, The Hells Angels, and many other impacting culturally iconic groups.

Person from LA: "Where you from?"
Person from Oakland: "Oakland Bitch."

by Hiroshi San November 23, 2007

Oakland

Medium thicc dog, with black spots and white spur. Has a white ring at the beginning of his tail.
Please do not approach him because he will melt your heart

Aww Oakland so beautiful

by Ialreadynamed_this December 14, 2020

oakland county

Oakland County: Located in southeast michigan, where drugs, sex, and alcohol are a vital part of reality. Where kids learn superficiality in both the amazing public schools and the overpriced private acadamies, where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, spend your weekends at Somerset and on Old Woodward, where there are more country clubs than supermarkets and more hookah bars than gas stations. The houses wrap around entire streets, porche driving soccer moms pop their collars, and nobody even cares about the west coast (although the summer homes are nice). It's where the only thing we have more of than money is drama, where kids are all about drugs because they don't know what else to buy, and where finding a virgin in the high schools is like finding a needle in a haystack, where we drink faygo pop, drive GM, Ford, and Chrysler cars, eat Better Made potato Chips, and go to Windsor on the weekends, just because we can.

Only the oakland county girls can pull off an east-coast tailgate and then actually understand the football game.

by magsssss December 9, 2007

Oakland Mills High School

Oakland Mills High School is the supposed to be a "ghetto" school in Howard County. Howard County is one of the best school systems in the country, so basically OM has a lot of Blacks and Hispanics. The Black kids are are only sorta gangster and good at sports. The White kids are only kinda hipster preps and the Hispanics are a whole lot smarter then we all think. Oh and there are some Asian Kids. It doesn't really matter cuz everyone just smokes weed together.

A: I hear Oakland Mills High School is really messed up. There are a lot of drugs and gangs right
B: NO! Everyone smokes pot together then their parents take them to soccer.

by Its Diversity Dawg! March 31, 2011

Oakland Township

An outskirt openland full of big houses and rich brats.

Laguna Beach is similar to Oakland Township.

by Dani Skinnahhhhhhhh August 5, 2008