outside

Where people who are bored and video game addicts should go but they don't.

Bob: I'm sooooo bored....
Joe:Why not go outside?

Jimmy: Omg I'm pwning in Halo 3.
Jimmy's Mom: Time for you to go outside young man.

by my life be like July 3, 2009

Outside

Used by Alaskans to refer to anyplace outside of Alaska, although it generally refers to the lower 48.

Bill: I'm heading Outside for the winter ... can't stand another day of 40 below!

Will: Daggone snowbird.

by mdak06 October 17, 2008

Outside

To be outside is to be dressed in your best ensemble (the more revealing the better) while running the streets with the girls and the gays. For the best outside experience, it’s best to be back inside before your man wakes up 😉

Britney: What’re you up to?
Megan: Mike’s asleep, so you know I’m outside hoe!

by Teehee97 May 10, 2021

outside

To be excluded from the circle of people who are party to a secret, who are members of a conspiracy, or who share a common attribute. It is the opposite of "inside" the conspiracy. Leaving people "outside" often reflects the insiders goal of protecting them from the legal consequences of knowledge of he secret.

In the TV show The West Wing a dozen or so people were privy to the knowledge that President Bartlett had M.S. His wife knew and was "inside". His press secretary, C J Craig, was "outside" and could say in public with complete and legally unassailable honesty (though in fact inaccurately) that the president was healthy. She was "outside."

The drug dealer kept his girlfriend "outside". She thought he made his money as a musician.

by Medford Man May 25, 2009

outside

the word that surfers yell when huge waves are coming out.

"Well we get on our boards and we paddle out
And we talk surfer clout 'cuz it's got lotsa clout (with the chicks!)
And we watch Pat get a bitchin' ride
And then another dumb surfer yells OUTSIDE!"
--The Ziggens, Outside!

by JohnnyLurg June 19, 2012

outside

Where people accitidently step in dog poop

Ewww I just stepped in dog poop outside

gross!!

by Katiissycotic January 19, 2015

outside

Slang term for a blunt.

Dude: yo, we blazin up
Friend: ya, I just need to go get me an outside

by asian pinoy July 3, 2009