Dude A: And that's why I think a raise in tax isn't that bad.
Dude B: Really? I find that shocking! I oppose myself to that idea!
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Dude B: ...
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Dude B: Bro, that definition sounded too normal for Urban Dictionary...
Dude A: Lol haha ikr we're starting to sound like Joe haha
Dude B: Who's Joe?
Dude A: JOE MAMA!
Dude B: *dies*
Dude B: Really? I find that shocking! I oppose myself to that idea!
Dude A: ...
Dude B: ...
Dude A: ...
Dude B: Bro, that definition sounded too normal for Urban Dictionary...
Dude A: Lol haha ikr we're starting to sound like Joe haha
Dude B: Who's Joe?
Dude A: JOE MAMA!
Dude B: *dies*
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A combination of opportunity and pun which is short for puntang which also means pussy.
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An opporcoonist is a black person who derides any protest of inequality by other black people until it becomes trendy to participate in that protest due to it's growing popularity. Said Opporcoonist may even deny having been against the protest despite damning proof of their staunch stand against it.
Ray Lewis is an Opporcoonist of the highest order. he only chooses to kneel during the national anthem once the president has spoken against the league.
by juibrand513 September 26, 2017
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Sam only dates latina girls, but Robby loves women of all colors. Robby is an equal opportunity lover for sure. Sam's probably a racist. :/
by jkilla October 21, 2013
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The song 'Every Girl' by Lil Wayne describes the mindset of an equal opportunity cock.
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White guy 2: Whatever. I have an equal opportunity cock.
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