omfgroflmao

Short for: Oh My Fucking God (I'm) Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!

Omfgroflmao! Did you just do that? That was so totally hilarious!

by Uberadri December 27, 2008

omfgkm

Oh my fudging god kill me.

Bob: USA just won the Soccer World Cup
Mike: Omfgkm

by Adi_da January 9, 2009

OMFGASM

an orgasm caused by an excessive amount of surprise or excitement

When Katie saw the Taylor Lautner in the New Moon trailer, she was so excited she had an omfgasm.

John was watching The Empire Strikes Back and when Darth Vader said he was Luke Skywalker's father, John must've had an omfgasm he was so shocked.

by captainsuperawesome August 23, 2009

Omniglot

An encyclopedia of all languages

Welcome to Omniglot. All the languages are found within.

by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! June 25, 2019

ommfg

Acronym for the interjection "oh, my mother fucking god". Commonly used as a quick way to express alarm, amazement, or dismay.

...then i was liek ommfg cos she was such a hottie and...

by mepmep November 2, 2003

omniglot

"Omni" means "All" in Greek; "Glot" means "Having as tongue", also in Greek.

The receptionist at the United Nations must be an omniglot.

by wildwoman2 November 13, 2009

omnigender

Every gender imaginable in one human being
This person is literally a god

I have no clue how some genders don't cross each other out

Jack: Hey girl!

Jay: Oh hi! Uhm I'm not a girl

Jack: Dang! My bad, what are you then?

Jay: I'm omnigender and my pronouns are he/she/they

Jack: okay! Thank you for letting me know.. omni? What is that though? Ive never heard of it

Jay: Well.. its like every gender

Jack: Yooo thats so cool!! Ur like some extraterrestrial being or some sh*t

Jay: Haha I guess so!

by justsomeweirdo May 13, 2021