oily spunch

a greasy, dirty person who is immature and has no respect for nothing, or no care for others and their belongings.

1. "that fucking oily spunch put his cigarette out on my car seat!!".

2. "wow he is 25 years old and pushes little kids to the ground?, what an oily spunch".

by crapphazzard June 12, 2011

Oily grin

The grin coined by the one and only Lord Ainsley Harriot in his many appearences

Did you see Ainsley on the TV last night? He had a cracking oily grin

by WhereAreMyFlapjacks September 30, 2016

Oily Chainsaw

While in the midst of coitus with the female partner being taken from behind the male applies a liberal amount of lubrication to the entrance of the female's rectum. The male then proceeds to insert a string of anal beads into the rectum of his partner. As the man climaxes he concurrently removes the beads in one quick motion. In a manner similar to starting a chainsaw. The resulting effect is a noise resembling the starting of an oily chainsaw which sprays oil in the immediate vicinity.

Bro 1: "What was that noise last night from your room?"
Bro 2: "Oh, that was me giving Lilly an oily chainsaw. God the smell was terrible and now I have to repaint my wall."

by Dicken Skags September 20, 2010

oily toucan

This is an advanced oral sex position in which you'll need two pringles potato chips and a substantial amount of lube. Take the pringles and form a beak-like structure in the woman's mouth. Then use lube generously on the penis and pringle beak. Go on to do the normal fellatio procedure.

Male: Oily toucan tonight?

Female: You got the pringles, I got the lube.

by Toucan Bro's January 2, 2011

oily josh

The name of Jesus Christ but if he lived in the 21st century.

Oily Josh, that hurts.

by TheRealDangerNoodle January 23, 2019

Oily Rag

An 'oily rag' is a cockney slang for a fag, AKA cigarette. You could smoke an 'oily rag', for example.

New inforced laws mean I can only smoke my oily rag outside.

by Kervik July 1, 2009

Oily London

A person who thinks they are Korean and identifies as Jimin/Korean. He has married a cardboard cut-out of Jimin, a popular member of the South Korean pop band, BTS. He also has done plastic surgery to look "Korean" resulting him into becoming "Oily London". Oily London, also known as Oli London has composed and sung many songs which he thinks are amazing but according to the general public, it really is not good and very cringy.

Oily London identifies as Korean after doing numerous plastic surgeries. "Oily London, are you ok?"

by udidntknowthisexisted March 21, 2022