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Works for lamps, television, and internet connection.
by Nathanaut November 19, 2016
Get the Off and Onmug. On the Off is short for on the off occasion, but only used when you don't know how to spell "occasion" OR are just a lazy fucker. I am too
by Fuckme_noimgood November 27, 2016
Get the on the offmug. by LittleDuke June 3, 2015
Get the OFFSmug. Gerald ratted to the cops about a biker cult dealing in methamphetamine. The very next day Gerald got offed by the very same bikers.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008
Get the offmug. Oh For Fuck's Sake! OFFS is an acronym, mostly used online and in text lingo, that you can also sound out phonetically I suppose, but it's probably best just to use it in writing, text, online, etc. If you say it out loud, go ahead and say the whole thing. An exclamation that requires reference to more sake, or at least a different flavor of sake, than what good old Saint Pete can provide and, presumably, not as much sake as the Xtian messiah would rate. If we're going to blaspheme and invoke a holy sake, let's drop an F-bomb in there for emphasis. Related idioms: "Here we go again." "You've got to be shitting me!" and "Fercryinoutloud!"
OFFS, look at what Bartholomew is doing now, the poor guy is wearing his white coveralls after Labor Day! It's a rural fashion crime.
by CJRogue July 26, 2015
Get the OFFSmug. by D'emon November 7, 2002
Get the offmug. "This milk is chewy, i think its off"
"That chicks pussy smelled like John West, i think she was off"
"That chicks pussy smelled like John West, i think she was off"
by Community Serve Ice October 12, 2005
Get the offmug.