S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

T.A.B.O.S.

Take a big ol' shit.

Sorry I'm late. I had to T.A.B.O.S.

by bitchassnigga January 1, 2008

A.L.B.O.S.

Acronym for A Legit Black Out Sesh- A night when you drink to the point of blacking out.

Blake- "Hey Lance, what are we doing tonight?"

Lance "A.L.B.O.S. baby, look at these gangels bitch, wazzup!"

by Devin Alexis April 19, 2008

S.O.B.

A wretched and disgusting person.(From Son Of A Bitch.Not pronounced as a word)

I Hate it when those S.O.B.s call me things like Flowery, Pussy whipped, and a racist halfwit(I am against descriminating Blacks, Jews, Asians, Hispanics, and other races due to the fact that racism is unaccaptable) because I am not any of those things and this is a dictionary anyway.

by Light Joker July 1, 2004

Yesterday's B.O.

When a persons foul-smelling body odour (B.O.) has aquired a stale musk, as if the person has smelled bad for a considerable amount of time and/or hasn't washed for several weeks.

Aw man, this alcoholic stinks like yesterday's B.O. It's making me gag.

by lauren's awesome words May 17, 2011

S.O.B

Son of Boss. Used by the maintenance crew when the boss's son works as a temp for the maintenance crew.

"Hey guys wanna take some LSD this Satur.....

(S.O.B walks by)

Oh crap it's the S.O.B, gotta watch what you say around him!"

by Fealix September 8, 2013

B.O.S

B.O.S is an abbreviation for Big Ol' Softie.

A B.O.S is a guy who pretends to be tough but is actually very sensitive if you can get past his emotionless facade.

Girl #1: I heard he is self-centered and doesn't care about anything but sex.

Girl #2: Nope, Coty is a B.O.S!

by Redchestedbirds July 3, 2011