nutter

A guy with only one testicle.

This nutter won't stop texting me.

by YouzAHoe9284 November 03, 2008

nuttering

The mutterings of a nutter or crank

See also: nutter

"...he walked off whilst nuttering
some not very nice words to me"

"So I finished the on the phone and walked back to the Hostel, sort of just nuttering to myself, "y'know, I could've sworn I was just groped by an aborigine"."

by Nupe July 25, 2004

Nutter

A Jon who complains when the union rep gives his hats and stickers away to iron workers.

Man1: check out this cool swag I got from the OE rep.
Man2: what the hell you aren’t even an Operator!
Man1: stop being such a Nutter!

by Notanutter June 15, 2018

nutters

1. an angry baby squirrel that attacks when provoked.

Dale screamed like a little school girl when Nutters the teeny, tiny baby squirrel ran up his leg.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

nutter

gross, mushy, sticky, slimy, or oily things. things such as cum, horse poop, and peanut butter to name a few.

(n) "yo dude, you have some nutter on your face"
(v) "don't nutter!"

by Prince Henry December 10, 2009

nutter

GLC uses the term "Nutter" to showcase a crazy drunkass bitch in the song "Your Missus Is A Nutter"

Binge drinkin', binge drinkin' try to keep up with your missus, what was I thinkin'? Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

by C. Woods January 27, 2006

nutter

a penis or a man who has ejaculated

Damn it, man! Put your nutter away.
or
Mike: I fucked that bitch so hard last night and I came in her eye.
Dave: Shit, Mike... You need to stop being such a fucking nutter!

by Fafnir March 05, 2006