nutstache

When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.

"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"

by Mr Tasty May 26, 2009

Nutstache

Bustin on your girls upper lip giving her the ability to snort it, or sneeze it off.

Jerry: bro howd it go with Sara?
Jeb: dude she asked is I'd give her a nutstache and I got scared.

by Tylercreater December 14, 2019

nuticles

of or pertaining to the male genitals.

I owe (insert name here) a kick in the nuticles

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

nusticle

noun - the entire testicular area when unshaven and sweaty, typically after exercise or in the morning after a hot and humid night of nasty sex

adj - to be nasty, dirty, or otherwise just dispicable

"Forget her bro, she blows nusticle"

"After last night, I feel like nusticle today"

by Kip October 27, 2003

Nutstache

The hair above a mans privates.

My boyfriend needs to manscape his nutstache, it's out of control!

by Event Diva October 22, 2008

Nutstache

what happens when your Exgirlfriends dad cuts your balls off and crazy glues them to your upper lip.

T gave b a nutstache

by 306 Big B May 14, 2009

nutstacker

A homosexual male

Person 1: I saw Andrew making out with Gary
Person 2: What a couple of nutstackers

by soadtool March 16, 2010