numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 2, 2004

Numpty

Someone who confidently asserts themselves towards a false truth in the presence of others. Even when the rest of the people there know that they are completely wrong.

Given the choice of a shovel or a ladder to get out of a hole, they have dug themselves, a numpty would confidently choose the shovel!

by Marc Hone April 9, 2006

Numpty

A person of very low intelligence

"She is an absolute Numpty"

by Young Team September 18, 2006

numpty nuts

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

numpty

someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity

that guy was a total fucking numpty

by rebel girl October 6, 2003

numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013

Numpty

Somebody who's stupid. Basically me, stripped of my privileges.

Everybody told her to study for the exam lest she fail like a numpty would. She partied all week and failed the exam. To this day, she still says "she believed she could so she did."

by ChristeenG May 31, 2018