bloody nunchucks

While performing a sexual act involving penial penetration on a female during her menstruation period, the woman will remove her bloody tampon and begin whacking the male penis with it as he ejaculates on her face.

Just as I was about to nut, this chick yanked out her used tampon and started whacking my dick with with her bloody nunchucks!!!

by Kit-Kat-Kara April 24, 2011

numchucks

A device that Napolian in the movie Naplian Dynamite has mad ninja skills with.

Sorry this definition sucks, but it's the wee hours in the morning on january first, and i have nothing beter to do. Someone should kick my ass with numchucks. that'd teach me.

by qzy December 31, 2004

numchuck

A person wearing a big jacket with their hood up or simply someone who has big cheeks!

Nia looked like a numchuck when she borrowed her friend's ski jacket because she was cold.

by Kelsey Palmer May 27, 2009

numchucks

A device mostly used by kick-ass ninjas (also by Reggie) to cleanse bodily fluids from the anus or anuses.

I haven't used my numchucks in a week, OH SNAP GREMLINS.

by okayfrog October 7, 2004

numchuck

Anal application of cocaine by sprinkling on a penis or dildo prior to insertion.

"How about a numchuck," Rhonda asked Steve seductively.

by Brian Curley January 24, 2008

numchuckmunk

a fat ugly gay stupid bastard

dude! u numchuckmunk!dont feel my balls!

by briL May 28, 2003

Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012