nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others

I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling

by Bumfluff June 25, 2014

Nullet

Noun- growing a flowing main of wirey hair sprouting from the dark side of your scrotum.

1.Remember that time Jamie made his nullet into a butt plug.
2. I grew a nullet it tickled her nose.

by Jamie namesiw June 21, 2017

null pointer exception

The leading reason why computer programmers commit suicide.

"If I see another null pointer exception, I'm going to go postal."

by Atomic Rooster September 27, 2006

null

In certain communities, null can be defined as the fetishism of characters without genitals and/or other defining bits. Null fetish usually tends to be accompanied by suggestive poses and more cartoony anatomy.

"I grew up with cartoons which probably helped develop my null fetish."

by yourerealname666 January 11, 2021

numlock

repeating the same sequence of events without getting the expected desired results

repeatedly using the number pad for entering numbers when the numlock light is off OR if something is not plugged in unbeknownst to you, you keep hitting it thinking it's not working

by Craque June 25, 2005

numlock

1. The most useless key on a computer keyboard.

2. The most useless fucktard at any given moment.

"err, i think i just told your girlfriend about you and that chick last week."

"nice one, you fuckin numlock".

by andy x September 17, 2009

nurlo

dunderhead, nincompoop, dunce; specifically, one who ought to have known better than to overlook such an obvious solution. It is not unusual for an individual to proclaim him- or herself a nurlo after eventually solving a problem, but it is considered rude to accuse someone else of nurlosity.

"OMFG, I can't believe I'm such a nurlo - that was so obvious!"

"You'd have to be a complete nurlo not to look in the dark."

by Dancing Fiend October 27, 2007