Nuke

1. Humanity's greatest creation.
2. Humanity's greatest solution.

We can sel dis nuke for a shiet ton'a dough, howbowdah?

by Iamawesomedog August 22, 2018

Nuke

A person who just shows up uninvited to a gathering and destroys the vibe. Usually this happens in a public space in gatherings of 10 or less. Nukes can show up to house parties, but are usually disarmed by being told to leave. A nukes favourite place to destroy all life is in a park or at the beach, when chilling with a couple of friends. They will randomly appear usually asking for a cigarette or a beer, some will ask if they can join you and your friends, others will just sit in close proximity to your group and interrupt the conversation at their choosing

"We were hanging at the beach, drinking a few beers, then this nuke showed up.. so we all left"

by billieking_schlomo May 30, 2018

Nuke

Shit that blows up

He got nuked

by Sonofanitch April 4, 2022

Nuke

The shit that I took in the toilet

I just nuked the toilet

by Yo boii March 12, 2021

Nuke

A hook-up that is so intense, it's of nuclear proportions.

Variations: Nuke it out; Nukin'

Caking, smashing, nailing, boning, etc. all have similar meanings, but none can match the intensity level associated with "nuking."

-Bro, did you ever end up gettin' with that bitch last night?
-Dude. We nuked it out for the longest time, it was unbelievable. I'm gonna try and nuke her again later tonight...
-Shit, man...I saw you guys cakin but I didn't think you'd actually nuke her.

by garhcSD January 15, 2011

Nuke

When an excessive amount of semen is released during ejaculation.

"Hey man, how was your night last night?"
"It was pretty good, but my favorite part was when i nuked all over your mom's face..."

"Man last night i was wanking off, and i nuked so hard my toilet overflowed!

by BallsMan5 March 28, 2012

Nuke

When a fat guy farts a wet fart that makes the room smell horrible. No one lives through it. He is unaware that he does this till people start to die.

Fat guy: why is everyone dead? AHHH CRAP I NUKED THE PLACE!!

by DARK3R February 8, 2009